|"Without question, the greatest
invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
|"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
|"Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking
beer instead of
|"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink
I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
|"Real ale fans are just like train-spotters, only drunk"
|"Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean
against bars, tables, chairs and poles"
|"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer."
|"He was a wise
man who invented beer"
|"Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon"
|"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some
nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
|"You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but
|"Whisky is by far the most popular of all remedies that
won't cure a cold."
|"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
|"Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it
contains all four
adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol."
|"Wine is bottled poetry"
||Robert Louis Stevenson
|"Wine is sunlight, held together by water."
|"Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion."
|"Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?"
|"Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine"
|"If drinking is evil, then why did Jesus turn water
|"A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine,
except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk."
|| Lee Entrekin
|"This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a
man mistake words
|"A hangover is the wrath of grapes."