| "I drink, therefore I am" |
WC
Fields |
| "I've stopped drinking,
but only when I'm asleep" |
George
Best |
| "You're not drunk if you can lie on
the floor without holding on." |
Dean
Martin |
| "The problem with some people is
that when they aren't drunk, they're
sober." |
W B Yeats |
| "The problem with
the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." |
Humphrey
Bogart |
| "It takes only one drink to get me
drunk. The trouble is,
I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." |
George F Burns |
| "I'm not as think as you drunk I
am." |
Mega Jones |
| "I feel sorry for people who don't
drink. When they wake
up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." |
Frank Sinatra |
| "Teetotallers lack the sympathy and
generosity of men that
drink." |
W H Davies |
| "I envy people who drink - at least
they know what to
blame everything on." |
Oscar Levant |
| "I think a man ought to get drunk
at least twice a year
just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it." |
Raymond Chandler |
| "There's nothing wrong with
sobriety in moderation." |
John Ciandi |
| "A drunk man's words are a sober
man's thoughts." |
Steve Fergosi |
| "I distrust camels, and anyone else
who can go for a week
without a drink." |
Joe E Lewis |
| "No animal ever invented anything
so bad as drunkeness -
or so good as drink" |
Lord
Chesterton |
| "Reality is an illusion created by
lack of alcohol." |
N F Simpson |
| "Everybody should believe in
something; I believe I'll
have another drink." |
Unknown |
| "I'm not a heavy drinker, I can
sometimes go for hours
without touching a drop." |
Noel
Coward |
| "When I read about the evils of
drinking, I gave up reading." |
Henry Youngman |
| "Always do sober what you said
you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to
keep your mouth shut" |
Ernest Hemingway |
| "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy
but God says 'Love your
enemy.'" |
Frank Sinatra |
| "The difference between a drunk and
an alcoholic is that a
drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings" |
Arthur Lewis |
| "An alcoholic is anyone you don't
like who drinks more
than you do." |
Dylan Thomas |
| "Alcoholism is the only disease
that you can get yelled at
for having." |
Mitch Hedberg |
| "Booze is the answer. I don't
remember the question" |
Anon |
