|"I drink, therefore I am"
|"I've stopped drinking,
but only when I'm asleep"
|"You're not drunk if you can lie on
the floor without holding on."
|"The problem with some people is
that when they aren't drunk, they're
||W B Yeats
|"The problem with
the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
|"It takes only one drink to get me
drunk. The trouble is,
I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
||George F Burns
|"I'm not as think as you drunk I
|"I feel sorry for people who don't
drink. When they wake
up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
|"Teetotallers lack the sympathy and
generosity of men that
||W H Davies
|"I envy people who drink - at least
they know what to
blame everything on."
|"I think a man ought to get drunk
at least twice a year
just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it."
|"There's nothing wrong with
sobriety in moderation."
|"A drunk man's words are a sober
|"I distrust camels, and anyone else
who can go for a week
without a drink."
||Joe E Lewis
|"No animal ever invented anything
so bad as drunkeness -
or so good as drink"
|"Reality is an illusion created by
lack of alcohol."
||N F Simpson
|"Everybody should believe in
something; I believe I'll
have another drink."
|"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can
sometimes go for hours
without touching a drop."
|"When I read about the evils of
drinking, I gave up reading."
|"Always do sober what you said
you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to
keep your mouth shut"
|"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy
but God says 'Love your
|"The difference between a drunk and
an alcoholic is that a
drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings"
|"An alcoholic is anyone you don't
like who drinks more
than you do."
|"Alcoholism is the only disease
that you can get yelled at
|"Booze is the answer. I don't
remember the question"