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Quotes - Drinkers and Drinking
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"I drink, therefore I am" WC Fields
"I've stopped drinking, but only when I'm asleep" George Best
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dean Martin
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." W B Yeats
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." George F Burns
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." Mega Jones
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
"Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink." W H Davies
"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on." Oscar Levant
"I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it." Raymond Chandler
"There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation." John Ciandi
"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts." Steve Fergosi
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go for a week without a drink." Joe E Lewis
"No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink" Lord Chesterton
"Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol." N F Simpson
"Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink." Unknown
"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." Noel Coward
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henry Youngman
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" Ernest Hemingway
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy but God says 'Love your enemy.'" Frank Sinatra
"The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings" Arthur Lewis
"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do." Dylan Thomas
"Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having." Mitch Hedberg
"Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question" Anon

"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy"
Fred Allen

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